Agile - A spotlight, not a silver bullet
What in the world do you mean? Agile is a spotlight? That's ridiculous. It's all about daily stand up meetings, burndown charts, cards on walls, and other fun stuff like that, right? If I do those things, I am Agile, right?
WRONG!
Come on, doing all of that stuff has to count for something!!!
OK, fair enough, it actually counts for a lot. It shows commitment to the process and a desire to make the life of your project less painful over the long haul.